Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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