That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
