let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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