The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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