He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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