I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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