My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm both gender and math confused
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