just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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