i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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