so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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