I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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