she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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