But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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