Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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