we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
well you can't waste a boner
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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