I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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