playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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