We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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