Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Randomize
