I want to make a zoo with you.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
