just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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