i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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