Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
we're making bets on your personal life
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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