To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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