I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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