HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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