are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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