so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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