Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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