gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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