is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
worst night to have a conscience
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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