i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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