he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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