i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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