you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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