soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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