I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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