How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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