she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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