what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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