so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Buhtt sex?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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