and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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