shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
