You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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