Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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