So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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