Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Randomize
