We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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