Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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