You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
