All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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