What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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