Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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