he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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