all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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